Sasquatch Hunting in Canada: A Totally Serious Guide

Sasquatch Hunting in Canada: A Totally Serious Guide

Disclaimer: Uncle Mike's Outdoors does not officially endorse Sasquatch hunting. Mostly because we're not sure who would win. This guide is intended for entertainment purposes only. The gear recommendations, however, are 100% real and will absolutely help you survive whatever you encounter out there.

The Canadian Sasquatch: A Brief Introduction

Canada is home to approximately 10 million lakes, 4 million kilometres of wilderness, and — according to a surprisingly large number of very credible eyewitnesses — at least one Sasquatch.

Known by many names — Sasquatch, Bigfoot, the Hairy Man, Omah — this elusive creature has been reported from the rainforests of British Columbia to the boreal forests of Ontario to the remote valleys of the Yukon. Indigenous peoples across Canada have oral traditions describing large, bipedal forest beings going back thousands of years. The Patterson-Gimlin film was shot in northern California in 1967, but everyone knows Sasquatch is Canadian at heart. He probably apologizes when he steps on branches.

Prime Sasquatch Habitat in Canada

If you're serious about your expedition (and we know you are), you'll want to focus your search on these high-probability zones:

  • The Fraser Valley, BC — Ground zero for Canadian Sasquatch activity. Harrison Hot Springs has hosted a Sasquatch festival. This is not a joke.
  • Vancouver Island, BC — Dense old-growth rainforest, abundant wildlife, and enough rainfall to keep even a large primate comfortable.
  • The Kootenays, BC — Remote valleys, minimal human traffic, and enough huckleberries to sustain a creature of considerable size.
  • Northern Ontario — Vast boreal forest, countless lakes, and a long tradition of "something big" moving through the bush at night.
  • The Yukon — If Sasquatch values his privacy (and clearly he does), the Yukon is where he'd retire.

Essential Gear for Your Sasquatch Expedition

Whether you find Sasquatch or not (statistically: not), you'll be spending serious time in the Canadian backcountry. Here's what you'll need:

Navigation

Sasquatch is not going to be found on a maintained trail. You'll need solid navigation skills and a quality topographic map of your search area. A GPS device is your backup. A compass is your backup's backup. Getting lost while looking for Sasquatch is embarrassing for everyone involved.

Shelter

You're going to be out there for a while. A quality 3-season tent handles most Canadian conditions, but if you're heading into the mountains or the north, consider a 4-season option. Sasquatch reportedly prefers elevations above 1,000 metres. Dress accordingly.

Optics

A quality pair of binoculars is essential for scanning treelines, clearings, and ridgelines. If you do spot something large and bipedal moving through the forest, you'll want to confirm it's not just Dave from accounting on a hiking trip before you start filming.

Trail Cameras

The most credible Sasquatch evidence in recent years has come from trail cameras. Set them up on game trails, near water sources, and anywhere you find unusually large footprints. Check them regularly. Try not to get your hopes up.

First Aid Kit

In the unlikely event that you actually find Sasquatch and he is not pleased about it, a comprehensive wilderness first aid kit is non-negotiable. We recommend one rated for "unexpected wildlife encounters."

Food and Water

A quality water filter is essential — Canadian backcountry water looks pristine but requires treatment. For food, high-calorie backpacking meals keep you fuelled for long days of searching. Sasquatch is reportedly attracted to the smell of bacon. We recommend bringing plenty of camp food just in case.

A Good Fixed-Blade Knife

For processing camp food, building shelters, and general wilderness tasks. Not for Sasquatch. We cannot stress this enough. Do not bring a knife for Sasquatch.

Field Techniques: How to Find Sasquatch

Serious Sasquatch researchers (yes, they exist, and they have conferences) recommend the following field techniques:

  • Wood knocking — Strike a large stick against a tree trunk. Sasquatch reportedly responds in kind. This also works for entertaining yourself during slow afternoons in the bush.
  • Whooping — Emit a loud, rising whoop into the forest. If something whoops back, either you've made contact or you've deeply confused a loon.
  • Bait stations — Some researchers leave food offerings. We suggest something Canadian: back bacon, Tim Hortons coffee, or a bag of ketchup chips.
  • Plaster casting — If you find large footprints, mix up some plaster of Paris and make a cast. This is genuinely useful evidence. It also makes a great conversation piece for your living room.

What to Do If You Actually Find Sasquatch

First: remain calm. You've just made the scientific discovery of the century. Try not to ruin it by screaming.

Second: document everything. Photos, video, audio recordings. Try to include something in the frame for scale.

Third: do not approach. Sasquatch has been avoiding humans for thousands of years and is clearly very good at it. Respect that boundary.

Fourth: call us. Seriously. We want to know.

The Real Point of All This

Look, the odds of finding Sasquatch are slim. But the odds of having an incredible adventure in the Canadian wilderness while looking for him? Those are excellent. Canada's backcountry is genuinely one of the most spectacular places on earth, and any excuse to get out there is a good one.

Whether you're tracking Sasquatch, hunting whitetail, fishing for walleye, or just trying to find yourself (philosophically speaking), Uncle Mike's Outdoors has the gear to get you there and bring you back safely.

👣 Shop Bushcraft & Survival gear — for your Sasquatch expedition and all your other wilderness adventures.
🏕️ Shop Camping gear — because you'll need somewhere to sleep while you wait.
🧰 Shop First Aid — just in case.

Happy hunting, Canada. He's out there. Probably. 🇨🇦🧔

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